Bush Administration Plans Medicare Changes (NYT)--To use Star Wars to zap patients with strollers and wheelchairs.


Reverend compares Ken Lay to Martin Luther King Jr., Jesus at funeral (CNN)--But misquotes MLK, "I have a scheme." He also compares Jeff Gannon to Mary Magdalene.


Coaches Accused of Using Screws to Torture Gymnasts (wftv.com)--Abu-Gym comes to America. Didn’t one of Saddam’s sons use to torture Iraq’s Olympic athletes? Well, if you can’t beat them, screw them.