Let's face it, it's WWIII, Gingrich says (Seattle Times)--Can’t you just see the bunch of war movies that will be made to commemorate these battles for glory and righteousness? Coming soon to some rubble near you: "The Longest Lie."


Israelis say offensive could last weeks (AP)--Israel invades Poland. Oops, Lebeland. Oops, Lebanon. Oh, let’s just call it what it really is, a Blitzkrieg!


Americans Frustrated by Evacuation Pace (AP)--Naturally, the Americans are the last expats to be evacuated out of Lebanon. Thank you, Katrina-in-Chief!