Bush, Decrying ‘Bullying,’ Calls for Russia to Leave Georgia (NYT)--AdT's EXCLUSIVE SCOOP!!!! Bush’s Secret Service detail outsourced to Blackwater bartenders.


Bush Aides Say Russia Actions in Georgia Jeopardize Ties (NYT)--Maybe that's why he hasn’t been seen wearing one lately. He's been too busy groping U.S. Olympic women swimmers' bums.


Russia Seizes Arsenal Of US Weapons In Georgia (AFP)--After all this time, someone finds true location of weapons of mess and destruction.