In book, FBI agent says Saddam Hussein cried at last meeting (Daily News)--AdT predicts: Bush will be wearing a diaper when the hangman's trapdoor springs open, Cheney will be caught dressed in a nun’s habit, and Rumsfeld will give himself a lethal injection just as they’re kicking the door of his spidey-condo down.


Judge who sued over pants loses job (AP)--Lost his pants again. Now he walks around carrying two stone tablets with the Ten Commandments on them to cover his privates.


Man in India marries dog as atonement (AP)--Too shy to propose to Bush.