China to clamp down on ‘unaccredited journalists’ covering Beijing Olympics (BBC)--Like Bush, they prefer ‘embedded.’


ADT SCOOP!!!
China plans special surprise at Olympics opening. Mass execution of condemned criminals in Olympics stadium to start the games off with a bang.


Congress Aims to Put Out Cigarettes (AP)--Promises to deal with its own addiction to lobbyists’ money later. Oh, and condone an unelected war criminal in the Oval Bin, acts of torture, rendition, warrantless spying, shredding of the U.S. Constitution. That’s all OK. While we’re at it, let’s sell prisoners’ gold teeth from Guantanamo to Tiffany’s in order to balance the budget.