NASA unsure where shuttle will land (AP)--We recommend Crawford where the brush-cutters roam.


Romney set for presidential announcement (AP)--We just got rid of a Rummy, now we need a Romney?


Gorilla on fertility drug gives birth/British woman with 2 wombs gives birth to triplets (AP)--The ultimate medical nightmare: Diebold voting machines give premature birth to next U.S. President. First recorded spoken words: "I’m the Toddler!"