Bush to discuss expanding military (AP)--"You've got a call from a Mr. Al Zawahri, Mr. President. Shall I put him through?"



Al-Zawahri: U.S. should talk to al-Qaida (AP)--"He's on the other line right now, Al. Try again later."


Woman puts baby through airport x-ray (AP)--"Yes, this is your President speaking. You know, The Decider. What you did at the airport? That's what I call real patriotism! You're no surrender monkey like the rest of 'em. I'm going to award you the Presidential Medal of Freedom. No, this isn't a crank call. Laura and I would love to have you over for dinner in Crawford . . . Listen, while you're down here, there's this place called Camp Crawford. You've heard of it? It's run by this terrorist nutcase called Cindy Sheehan. No, not Condi. How would you like to earn the Purple Heart? Sure, I can arrange it! What are your feelings about suicide bombing? You're not Catholic or anything, are you? Yeah, bring the baby."