U.S. will give detainees Geneva rights (AP)--Bush: "I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. I’ve always had the highest respect for the Jiminy Cricket Convention."


Japan Considers Strike Against N. Korea (AP)--Gives new meaning to the term "Bush-ido." Now let’s get serious with some Koizumi karaoke: "Wise men say, ‘Only Fools Rush In.’"


'Walk' could be used to identify criminals (Times of London)--It should also be noted that criminals have a distinctive way of cutting brush.