Neo-Nazis infiltrating the US military (AFP)--Skinheads hope to pick up pointers on beheading hostages by attending al-Qaeda’s home video classes now being offered by Learning Annex’s Baghdad campus.


Polish leader's twin tapped to become PM (AP)--Future trend: Clones not twins. Black Ops stem-cell researchers now working on top secret program to have Bush’s official clone ready in time to run for 2008 presidential election. Eight years later, the clone of the clone will run AND win, thanks to Diebold machinery. Question is—-since these guys are well known cheaters and tricksters—-Is the clone the real candidate, or just a clever cut-out for The Man himself? Then you get into the issue of cloning the Supreme Court justices who will rule on such matters . . . .


Psychiatrist becomes Britain's oldest mother (AP)--First time in history that both mother and newborn appear in diapers at the same time.