Putin Rips Cheney, Says 'Hunting Shot' Misses (Washington Post)--Putin looks deep into Cheney's soul and peers through a hole in his sock.


Banker probed in Enron case reportedly dead (AP)--Makes daring escape in Ken Lay’s funeral motorcade.


Pa. Man, 80, Admits Dealing Crack for Sex (AP)--Outlines his legal defense: "If Bill O’Reilly can get away with it, why can’t I?" Also subpoenas Rush Limbaugh as a character witness. "We used to party together in the Dominican Republic."