Israeli forces shell UN headquarters in Gaza: "A grave mistake” (AP)--You can bet your bottom shekel it was no mistake. It was a clear-cut message to UN Secty. Gen. Ban Ki-moon. “We’re tougher than the North Koreans, you wog.”


Israeli air strikes destroy thousands of pounds of food for refugees (AP)--So take that! And have a cluster bomb of bagels while you’re at it.


Experts: Airplane crashes more survivable now (AP)--Coming soon: You can walk away before the damn plane crashes.