Skydiver gets tangled on plane, survives 10,000-foot fall (AP)--AdT reads the skytrails & predicts: US economy will manage to land safely on the runway in 2009. Don't fall for the hype about the need for corporate bailout chutes.


After 15 Years, North Carolina Plant Unionizes (NYT)--Finally, Civil War switches to higher gear: North AND South unite against the real foe, corporate slave owners and their plantation managers in Congress.


Bush Says Obama Can't Move Into Blair House Early (AP)--There's room in the back of the bus though, White House supremacists suggest tactfully.