Anti-Obama Book Author Held in Kenya (AP)--Croc of talk has dentures removed.


Ready for Some Lingerie Football? (AOL News)--Future Web TV movie about life during the Great Neo-Depression.


Don't Get Turned Away on Election Day (AOL News)--“Dear Ann Landers, Every election day since 2000 . . . What happened to my rights as an American citizen?”

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