'Know Your Power' Charts Pelosi's Path To Congress (NPR)--From Nancy Pelosi's 7/30/08 interview on “The View”:program. Question: “Why don’t you vote for impeachment?” Pelosi: “If someone had a crime that the president has committed, that would be a different story.”

The whole world knows about his crimes. We're just learning about hers.


Jobs with long vacations (Yahoo Features)--Justice Dept.: Monica Goodling, 2 to 5 years; John Ashcroft, 5 to 7; Michael Mukasey, 12 to 15 years; Alberto Gonzales, 25 to 30. Positions available. Submit your rap sheet.


Huge Ice Sheet Breaks Loose in Arctic (AP)--Pastor Hagee: “God’s punishment of gay penguins.”