Tom DeLay calls Obama a Marxist (THBBR)--Is that like promoting the Cuban trade embargo while smoking Cuban cigars? Anyway, whatever happened to your 2005 indictment for violating campaign finance law? And why haven’t you been Raptured into jail yet?


McCain would like to see a man on Mars (AFP)--And then offers to debate him.


10 airports install body scanners: Devices can peer under passengers' clothes (USA Today)--Homeland porn now rated GXXX.