Denver 'Alien' Video Sighting Made Public: What's Peeping in the Window? (AOL News)--Hillary proposes Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission to certify alien superdelegates to Dem convention. Alpha Centaurians expected to tip nomination in her favor.


US accused of holding terror suspects on prison ships (UK Guardian)--Bush’s Love Boat now accepting passengers for one-way cruise to Hell.


Shuttle Heads to Space Station With $1 Billion Cargo (AP)--The price tag for Halliburton’s geosynchronous Porta-potty.