White House denies report that Bush intends to attack Iran (AP)—Of course he’s not. He’s just giving the orders.


Bush apologizes over Koran shooting in Iraq (AFP)—No comment from Cheney. He’s off Qu’ran hunting with his Confederate flag lodge-boy buddies.


Oil prices pass $129 a barrel for first time, head for $130 (AP)—Good ‘till the last drop of consumer blood.