This Morning’s Headlines (Neighborhood, USA)—It’s pitch dark outside, here come the paperboy and girl on their paper route, tossing newspapers at doorways from their pick-up truck. They’re husband and wife in their mid-seventies trying to make their ends meet. Good Morning, USA Today!


Rice defends Bush policy on Iran as ‘successful’ (AFP)—The Hag of The Hague sieg heils her Decider.


Top banks call for relaxed write-down rules (FT.com)—Upside-down pyramid scheme.