Saudis see no reason to raise oil production (AP)—After Bush addresses King Abdullah as “Your Holiness, the Pope.”


Letter in which Einstein dismisses idea of God sells for $400,000 (AP)—Spam e-mail from God sells for $120. Who needs Viagra in Heaven unless you’re a suicide bomber with 70 virgins at your disposal?


Chip concern: U.S. passport cards called security vulnerability (Wash Times)—Unless airline passengers are also subjected to water-boarding after shoe removal.