Bill Clinton: Hillary would be a better president than me (telegraph.co.uk)—She would have treated Monica much nicer.


Clinton vows to smash OPEC (Politico)—Obliterate Iran, smash OPEC, this woman is on some sort of a rampage. Advice to Bill: Get out of town ASAP when she loses the race. You got friends in Dubai, right?


In-body wi-fi will call 911 if you have heart attack (Times Online)—Early glitch detected in system: Body wi-fi dialed sex chat line first and charged up $200 in heavy breathing.