U.S. warplanes drop bombs on Basra as clashes continue (AP)—It’s the Iraqi Air Force. They’ve been naturalized.


Zimbabwe's Mugabe handing out cars ahead of election (AP)—Only problem is that a gallon of gas costs a trillion dollars although the roads are to die for.


Monks Disrupt Reporters' Visit to Tibet (AP)—Bad monks! Bad monks! Mustn't disrupt the reporters’ lunch and shopping.