Transcript in JFK Killing Raises Eyebrows (AP)—All this stuff is easy to explain, folks. There was MORE than one JFK.


Did Bill Clinton confront a heckler in Ohio? (AP)—No, he was just talking to
himself.


Kosovo: We're Independent (AP)—Congratulations! Make sure someone’s home to sign for the missile shield you’ll be receiving from the U.S. soon. The Poles are too “old Europe” now.


Hallmark slaughterhouse at center of recall (AP)—A belated Happy Valentine’s Day!