Clinton Says She Can Control Her Husband (ABC News)—Electronic ankle bracelet and KFC Secret Service.


This is your pilot speaking... and crying and swearing. And demanding to talk to God! (thisislondon.co.uk)—Sorry, God is on the terror list and unable to receive your prayers right now in His Olympic-size waterboarding trough.


Israeli Inquiry Finds ‘Grave Failings’ in ’06 War (NYT)—What are they talking about? The graves didn’t fail.