Newcomers take Iowa (AP)--National Enquirer to print picture of Huckabee actually praying! Obama: Receives congratulatory phone call from his mentor Joe Lieberman. Hillary's lament: "Where have all the followers gone?"


Mayor of Indiana city loses re-election bid, refuses to leave office (Indychannel.com)--His personal idol: Mwai Kwibaki of Kenya. Current mood: How dare those terrorists vote me out! Listening to: No one.


Man blames bad GPS directions for crash with train (Lower Hudson.online)--”Yes, I saw it coming, but it wasn’t on the screen.”