Bush pleads for Mukasey's confirmation as Attorney General (AP)--Let him Google "water-boarding" if he doesn't know whether it's torture or not. *Thnx and a tip of the board to Mike Malloy.


U.S. working with N. Korea on terror list (AP)--Kim Jong-Il suggests that his least favorite actor George Clooney be added to list. White House agrees.



Man angry with son-in-law who fingers him as terrorist to FBI (AFP)--FBI thanks patriotic son-in-law, renditions father-in-law immediately.