Terror Threat against U.S. Said Serious (AP)--Beware the Ides of Presidential Directive 51 in which Bush anoints himself "The Insurer" of Constitutional Government. Elections? Who needs stinkin’ elections?


15 foot shark seen 20 feet from Massachusetts shore (Patriot Ledger)--Wearing turban and beard and driving a Mercedes.


Cheney pushes Bush to act on Iran (Guardian)--Latest threat to planet: Global Cheneying.