Chief Justice Is Reinstated in Pakistan (NYT)--Even Pakistan’s Supreme Court refuses to be politicized by its dictator. Shame shame shame on the Bandana Republic of the U.S.


Bush Is Prepared to Veto Bill to Expand Child Insurance (NYT)--Suffer little children. Too bad they don’t have any assets that Bush can seize under his latest unpublicized anti-terror executive order that mandates confiscation of all the property and money of anyone who opposes him.


One of world's oldest chimps dies at 60 (AP)--How come the smirking one is 61 and still strutting around in his monkey codpiece? Must be because of all the milk he sucks out of Cheney’s pacemaker.