Bloomberg: America is in a dire state (ABC News)--Why not call it what it really is? A failed state run by sectarian extremists, robber barons, a kangaroo Supreme Court, and an army of private mercenaries.


Astronauts drank before launch (AP)--A three marstooni launch.


Boy's Lemonade Stand Robbed (gbg.com)--Hostile takeover bid by Coca-Cola.