Doctors back plan to store medical info under your skin (AFP)--Only if the AMA is prepared to insert a psychiatrist as a suppository up The Delusioner’s rear-end. The American people will be happy to throw in the couch.


Russia lays claim to the North Pole - and all its gas, oil, and diamonds (Daily Mail)--No problema. We are the Viking descendants of Rurik of Novgorod who founded Russia in the 9th century. We lay claim to everything.


Thousands line Up to Buy Apple iPhones (AP)--Don't forget to call your Congressperson and remind them to evict the al-Qaeda terrorists who are squatting in the White House.