Cheney keeps his secrets (CBS)--AdT Scoop Reveals: He is the father of his gay daughter’s baby, his grandson Nosferatu Jr.


Airline Apologizes for Sewage on Plane (AP)-- Air Force One explains that it leaked from Bush’s waterbed.


Polish PM: We'd have more power in EU if Germans hadn't 'reduced our population' in World War II (thisislondon)--The Teletubby Pedophile speaks.