Ahmadinejad under fire for 'indecent' kiss (ABC)--His defense: It wasn’t the hand of his elderly schoolteacher. It was the Ayatollah’s ass.


Tony Blair to step Down as Prime Minister (Telegraph)--To assume new duties as Lapdog Laureate.


Bush: Timeline Could Cause 'Chaos' (AP)--Funny that when he was Texas guv he demanded that Clinton issue a timeline on U.S. troops in Bosnia. [Thnx and a tip of the blunderbuss to Bernie Ward.]