Polish authorities probing if Teletubbies are gay (Reuters)--Don’t probe too hard.


TV contestants compete for a woman's kidneys on Dutch reality show (BBC)--Seller claims it used to belong to Anne Frank, hence the top price.


Bush Levies New Sanctions Against Sudan (PBS)--200,000 plus civilians massacred in Darfur, a no-no. 650,000 massacred Iraqi civilians for oil. Well, kiss my ass and pin Medals of Freedom on the Yes men.