Poland plans banning talk on homosexuality (UPI)-- Warsaw Gayto. Next step, rendition Polish gays to Vaticano Bay.


Editor of Russian Edition of Forbes Guilty of Defamation Against Moscow Mayor’s Wife (NYT)--Beats begging her forgiveness with a toast of polonium-210 flavored Stoli.


Britain protests Iran seizure of sailors (AP)--What are British marines doing aboard a merchant ship in territorial waters bordering Iran? Lucky for them Prince Harry wasn’t scrubbing the deck at the time.