Cheney Criticizes China’s Arms Buildup (NYT)--Well, we don’t care for your legs buildup or your neck buildup and we definitely don’t approve of your brand of pacemaker.


Whatever Joe Lieberman Wants (Time)--70 virgins on a pork-bun and make it snappy.


Jesus’ burial site found (Ynet)--Next to Anna Nicole Smith and son in the Bahamas.