Republican politician wants government to review movie scripts -- before cameras start rolling (Wimington Star)--Tiananmen Square Productions Presents! Don’t forget to replace the popcorn and jellybeans at the refreshment stand with rhinoceros horn smoothies and tiger testicles.


Bush's father complains of news media "hostility" (Reuters)--Who’s proliferating all this global hostility, dude? Stop talking "back" to your TV and go see a psych. Oh, that’s right, you stood by Nixon ‘till the very end. But then Nixon was a Mother Thorazine compared to your coke-sniffing spawn of Satan.


Lieberman Might Back Republican in 2008 (AP)--Be sure to lube your head first, Joe. It eases the entry.