'Judge Judy' earns more per year than all 9 Supreme Court Justices Combined (Forbes)--At least she’s a real judge and she didn’t enable The Pretender to steal a presidential election by "legalizing" his coup in ’02. They should be glad they’re not serving lifetime jobs in the joint.


Hillary Clinton Launches 2008 White House Bid (Reuters)--Her patron Rupert Murdoch, propaganda mogul and entertainment pimp to the lamest brain cells in the cortex, calls her the "new Thatcher." We call her a neo-dem flag hag who’s phonier than Bush’s "Mission Accomplished" speech.


Sacha Baron Cohen: ‘Borat's easy, being me is odd’ (Times)--Why we’ll never see ‘Borat’: Exploitation and degradation-for-profit of Romanian peasants is something we expect from a Wal-Mart script. Go slip on a multimillion-dollar banana peel, pal. (We did love Ali G. though back in the day when you were still a human being.)