Bush Set to Announce Troop Buildup (AP)--Introducing the brand new iPhony with fool-dialing and the same old out-of-tune empty promises.


Scorpion Makes It onto Toronto-Bound Flight; Stings man in knee (City News)--New Line Cinema hires Karl Rove as publicist for sequel to Samuel L. Jackson flick.


Brain Scans Predict When People Will Buy Products (Science Daily)--Never a shortage of the brain-debt.