Rumsfeld Memo Proposed 'Major Adjustment' in Iraq (NYT)--Increase water temp to 212 degrees Celsius for water-boarders. Vampire Yorkies instead of German Shepherds at Abu Ghraib. Publish commentaries on key Koran passages by Imam Danielle Steel.


Ahmadinejad: Israel will disappear (Jerusalem Post)--Proposes to take act to Las Vegas with David Copperfield.


Phoenix Airport to test nude X-ray screening of passengers (AP)--Include free MRIs for Medicare patients and you've got a deal.