Bush: "To Win in Iraq, Beat Extremists" (AP)--Glossolalia will get you everywhere.


Israelis piqued by Gates nuclear "confirmation" (Reuters)--What a big secret they’ve got buried in the desert in Dimona! Everyone knows how Israel obtained its nuke technology anyway: From apartheid South Africa in exchange for military training, weaponry, and teaching the white racist regime "interrogation techniques" to use on Nelson Mandela and his fellow "terrorists" from the African National Congress party. Mazeltov!


Iran Supreme Leader Hospitalized, 'Condition Grave' (PJM)--Not that Taco Bell Polonium-210 again!