Bush Accepts Iraq-Vietnam Comparison (ABC)--Bad news for Iraqi Prime Minister Malaki. Expect him to be overthrown in a "military" coup the same way South Vietnamese President Diem was in ’63. Bush’s next move: Bomb the Iraqi Ho Chi Minh trail with Wal-Marts.


China Considers Regime Change in North Korea (AP)--Much more than that. They’ve got their eye on absorbing a chunk of North Korea back into the Chinese empire such as they did to Tibet. China still claims Korea to be a vassal state dating back to the tenth century when they occupied "Goryeo."


Leaping Stingray Stabs Man: 81-year-old on boat is impaled with foot-long barb in accident similar to one that killed Steve Irwin (AP)--New terror group identified as "al-Cousteau." But, no worries mate, we’re already winning the "war against Nature." Shrimp’s on the barbie.