Bush Plans Prime Time Sept. 11 Address (AP)--All right, everyone to your seat. He's going to read "My Pet Goat" to us again.

ABC Gets More Pressure to Toss 9/11 Film (AP)--What do you expect from the guy who produced the "Dr. Who" science fiction television serial? The truth like you find it in the "Lord of the Rings 9/11 Commission Report"?

BYU Professor on Paid Leave for 9-11 Theory (Desert News)--Just like the Catholic Church Swift Boated Galileo.